PLOT, HOME SLICE.

* Welcome to Nymph Valley, Connecticut! Home to one of the most prestigious and fucked up schools in the world! I know, I know, that seems impossible right? It's not. I promise you. Nymph Valley High School is where the beautiful, talented, rich absolute bitches and dicks reside.



* A lot of them were shipped here by their parents, who either didn’t care, or didn’t have the time to care, but every once in a while we'll those snots with the two lovable, overprotective parents that were always there for them yadda yadda yadda. It’s whatever. Stupid little shits like those don’t know about the real world. Mommy and Daddy can't possibly hold your hand through everything. So, kids like that usually get eaten within the first week here. In other words, all of you with the seemingly amazing set of parents, I’m telling you ahead of time, man up and grow a steal pair of boobs, balls, whatever. Because, despite our fancy brochures and promises to keep you kiddies safe and sound, this place is fucking crazy.



* Not that the kids can complain, of course. They’ve got just about everything they could ever want, and besides, the less their parents care, the more shit they can get away with. Trust me on this? I’ve seen it all. Your reputation is everything here. Make it one you’re happy with. It’s almost impossible to change it, and if you want to attempt it, you better know some of those kids on the top of the food chain, because they’re your only hope. People lie, they have secrets. There’s a new scandal every other minute, but don’t think I’ll forget the old ones. I'm always watching. Always.