As much as I hate rules, I felt like I needed to lay down the law so we don't have everybody running around like headless chickens. Pay attention though! You'll find the "top secret" phrase that you'll need to get your charrie accepted here!Hello, potential jizz muffins! I'd like to officially welcome you to All the Pretty People…in the rules…because I'm classy and clever like that. I swear on my tits that these babies are super important, so you best listen up, or I’ll whup ya ass. Oh, and, it’s incredibly easy to see who’s read the rules, by the way, so don’t try and bull shit me, ho. I’m assuming that, because you’ve made it this far, you’d like to join, and that’s absolutely
FANTASTIC.
CURRENTLY, we do
NOT have a limit on the amount of characters per person, but you should keep them
ALL active, because I’ll be checking for that.
Our apps are pretty bad ass, if I do say so myself. You've got two options here. The standard, hardcore app or the interview. I don't have a preference, they're both pretty sexy and there’s really no excuse for not doing a good job because you’ve got that choice. If you make it a piece of crap, I’ll personally laugh my ass off.
If you've already taken a look at our apps, you'll find that I'm letting you guys use FIRST PERSON. I'd like to remind you that it isn't a necessity for the regular app and:
ALL POSTS SHOULD BE IN THIRD PERSON. No exceptions. I'm pretty awesome when it comes to accepting charries; just don’t get overly crazy/stupid. Mary Sues are disgusting. Are you perfect? No. Don't try to create someone who is.
Only real people for the PBs please and thankies. Just so we're clear, that means no anime/cartoon characters. You MUST have a PB here. Feel free to use people that aren't well known, as long as they have a name and they're actual human beings out there...be my guest.
When you’re accepted:
POST IN THE FACE CLAIM. If you don’t and someone comes along and wants your PB, they’re getting it. If you bitch about that, I’ll kindly redirect you to the rules, because it’s
RIGHT HERE IN WRITING.
Respect is key. Show some, get some. Ana isn’t afraid to kick your ass if you’re being a twat. Don’t argue in the cbox. It pisses me off and scares guesties away. No advertising, please and thanks, we have a board for that. Try not to do too much
ICC, because we have a separate chat for that too. If a serious problem does arise, or you feel like you need to get your point across, do so in a PM to me <3 I may seem like a
bitch, but I'm a relatively nice kid that cares about you guys. Fo serious. Don’t be afraid of me. We're one big happy family!
MOMMY MUFFIN LOVES YOU.
We WILL have activity checks. They’ll last three days, and I’ll give you a heads up before hand. ALL you need to do is log in with all your characters. Accounts will be deleted, and threads archived, if you don’t. I do, in fact, love your esophagus, and that is, in fact, THE phrase.
WORD COUNT = FOUR HUNDRED (minimum) THERE’S NO MAX.
Don’t join and disappear. That annoys the living daylights out of me.
You have a week to finish your app if you decide to put a WIP up.
If you’re going anywhere/taking a break,
PLEASE post a going away thread.
We're PG-13 because we have to be, not because I'm being an asshole. Getting shut down doesn't seem like buckets of fun, sorry, kiddos. Be a good little girl/boy scout. Don't be nasty. Don't be stupid. Use your noggins. You're big kids.
Oh, and!
have fuuuun, darlings<3 
